What do you do when you discover your best mate has started cooking socks?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's hilarious. And I'm referring to the whole picture you've painted. It's almost like a cartoon! But I'm also laughing at how you so want to change his way of cleaning socks. Us humans are always in search of Pygmalion projects! And there you stand with your chisel, ready to dig in as though your buddy were a piece of unhewn marble. I love it! Thank you so much for this entertaining piece of literature.